Como estamos na ‘Era Digital’, foi necessário rever os velhos ditados existentes e adaptá-los à nova realidade. Vejam alguns: 1. A pressa é inimiga da conexão. 2. Amigos, amigos, senhas à parte. 3. Antes só, do que em chats aborrecidos. 4. A arquivo dado não se olha o formato. 5. Diga-me que chat freqüentas e te direi quem és. 6. Para bom provedor uma senha basta. 7. Não adianta chorar sobre arquivo deletado. 8. Em briga de namorados virtuais não se mete o mouse. 9. Em terra off-line, quem tem um 486 é rei. 10. Hacker que ladra, não morde. …

Mark W. Lewis © 2005 1 “Do this one cheap (or free) and we’ll make it up on the next one.” No reputable business person would first give away their work and time or merchandise on the hope of making it up later. Can you imagine what a plumber would say if you said “come in, provide and install the sink for free and next time we’ll make it up when we need a sink.” You would be laughed at! Also the likelyhood is that if something important came along, they wouldn’t use you. 2 “We never pay a cent …

Have you spent countless nights up late writing code? Have your eyes burned after staring at a monitor for 18 hours? Have you ever wanted to hack up a co-worker or two? Sure, we all have! Here’s the story of what happened to one developer on a dark and foggy night when the pressure was just too much… http://channel9.msdn.com/posts/LauraFoy/Bug-Killer–A-Channel-9-Halloween-special/

LIPDUB – I Gotta Feeling (Comm-UQAM 2009)

Next time you invite your buddies to a cookout, how about making something special? May I suggest a roast recipe? Ingredients * 1 cup sliced CSS * 1 teaspoon JavaScript * 1/2 cup XHTML powder Instructions 1. Grind tables. 2. Place ASP.NET in a roaster, stab with knife to allow view state to escape. 3. Fill layout with semantic markup. 4. Blend CSS with well-beaten JavaScript and pour over the top. 5. Continue making layers until all the ingredients are used. 6. Serve with modern browsers. Enjoy! by http://aspnetresources.com/blog/aspnet_roast_recipe.aspx

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