Next time you invite your buddies to a cookout, how about making something special? May I suggest a roast recipe?
Ingredients
* 1 cup sliced CSS
* 1 teaspoon JavaScript
* 1/2 cup XHTML powder
Instructions
1. Grind tables.
2. Place ASP.NET in a roaster, stab with knife to allow view state to escape.
3. Fill layout with semantic markup.
4. Blend CSS with well-beaten JavaScript and pour over the top.
5. Continue making layers until all the ingredients are used.
6. Serve with modern browsers.
Enjoy!
by http://aspnetresources.com/blog/aspnet_roast_recipe.aspx